More PS3 Woes

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Amidst recent–and quickly debunked—rumors that PS3 will be “hellaexpensive, Kotaku is reporting that PS3’s innards are much too big for its…um…outerds. To wit:

“…currently, the innards of a Playstation 3 are too large to functionally fit in the case. Although fat people can suck in their massive guts or cram fists fulls of cellulite down into a slimming girdle, no such option exists for the PS3, meaning that either the sleek and empty cases they’ve been showing off will have to grow larger to accommodate the electronic bulk or the components themselves will have to shrink… and soon.”
Bad (rumored) news for the Sony behemoth, to be certain. Add to that the other widely publicized rumor that PS3’s OS will hog an nearly 25% of the systems resources and 1 of its 7 cores. Interesting development. Will the PS3 crush the competition? Will it’s newfound girth crush small children? Nobody knows.

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